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Dear Humidity, Fuck Off. Love, Teagan Advertisements

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Love, Marketing, is Everywhere.

I just sent my friend a one word email about this: That word was No. Please, please no. No a million times. I’ve read the books – I wish they were better written, and if you try to fight me … Continue reading

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Liberté. Égalité. Beyoncé.

Today, I’m filming a 2 minute introduction video as part of an application to go to Cannes in May. It’s freaking me the fuck out. I’ve applied to hard things before – I went to grad school, I remember what it’s like … Continue reading

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Xylem Sappiness

It turns out I have a very low tolerance for films that challenge me. A more accurate statement would be that I have a very low tolerance for films that challenge me, and in doing so give me next to nothing … Continue reading

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“Explain the Spiders.”

There are days where I find it hard to write, usually because my brain is throwing itself in a million directions. Today is one of those days. It’s been nearly 6 years since I graduated with my undergraduate degree, and … Continue reading

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Schrodinger’s Cat Puzzle

Kinder Surprise Eggs will never be the same. Last night, I had to make a choice: end my shift at work and get as much rest as I could before the start of Job #2, or stick around a see one … Continue reading

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Rocket Elbow.

You guys. I saw Pacific Rim this morning. They cancelled the hell outta that apocalypse. It was 30 minutes of pure cinematic joy followed by 90 minutes of not quite fast enough action, weird wavy-hand ‘science’ and rousing speeches of … Continue reading

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