You guys. I saw Pacific Rim this morning. They cancelled the hell outta that apocalypse.

It was 30 minutes of pure cinematic joy followed by 90 minutes of not quite fast enough action, weird wavy-hand ‘science’ and rousing speeches of inspirational nose bleeds. The latter of which I forgive, because: Idris Elba.

Also now I want to see the parody called Pacific RIM where a jaeger is actually a pimped out BlackBerry with a killer nuclear trackball. People would buy the hell out of that.